Firefly fans are the fucking worst.

Next you're going to tell me Led Zeppelin allowed one of their biggest songs to be used in a car commercial.

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."

When you get down to it, it is kind of strange that we get together and pretend to collect teams of employees, and award them imaginary points for things they do at their jobs, just because they work in football.

Tweeting and fucking hashtags from an attorney regarding a rape case? My god, Jameis thinks that's petty and juvenile. It's also untimely. Why "reveal" this now and not when it happened? This is turning into an A1 clusterfuck of scumbags. Can't wait for more!

Texas should stick to the classics that teach lessons of valor and hetero-normative sexuality. Like the Iliad, where Achilles avenges the death of his lover Patroclus.

Meanwhile poor Hugh Jackman will still be wolverine at 60.

Checks are useless in camp. It usually takes the Dolphins about 3 games to officially shit the bed.

Wow, how blunt of her.

But as we've already seen, the publicizing of domestic violence as an issue does cause more women to report abuse.

I'm dying here

Not surprised. Hearing things isn't exactly one of Goodell's strong suits.

Jeez, Roger, does it take that long to compose a letter of resignation?

He kinda has a point.

But if there are anybody in this league who could threaten Goodell or the higher posts of the NFL chain of command it's the sponsors.
If the NFL feels the benjis flying out their pockets because of this whole deal, they'll think it's time for some heads to roll.

It's not like these huge…

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

No. That's not what he is saying. He is just saying that he wants to hide behind "due process" as his out so that he can have a better chance to win football games. This doesn't show that he doesn't think the facts are that bad, it just shows what kind of emphasis these people put on a fucking football game.

I haven't played Sims since the 1st one, but I remember killing them was a pain. I put them in a box, and since I had to listen to them cry for days, I put a phone in there so they could at least answer the phone. Answering the phone in that game was hard to do before they hung up. But alas, the hungry Sim kept…

Psst, should we tell these cretins about the Catholics?