The Vikings could always pull a switcharoo, which Adrian Peterson believes to be beating the hell out of a wallaby.
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How did Texas get that option in the first place? The loser doesn't just decide they want to kick off.
The real story horrifying sports story comes on Monday, when [quarterback] goes down Sunday and Skip Bayless's sources tell him that Tebow's still in football shape.
This isn't as bad a move as the Cavs GM that once thought that Danny Ferry "had a little talent in him" before the 1990 NBA Draft.
Given the week so far, any guesses as to what terrible sports story comes out on Friday?
Pretty sad that the kid actually playing football is the only one not carrying.
Wow, so many apologies in a row; it's like he's in the Cal-zone!
If your BAC reads like an area code, you're gonna have a bad time.
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A nice tribute to someone who I never particularly cared for as a comedian but I respected the hell out of for being a trailblazer.
Not gonna lie: That Michael Strahan crack was one of the funniest things I've heard recently.