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Reporter: Did you see Welker eat drugs?
Brady: Nope.
Reporter: Did you see Welker smoke drugs?
Brady: Nope.
Reporter: Did you see Welker inject drugs?
Brady: Nope.
Reporter: Did you see Welker snort drugs?
Brady: Nope.
Reporter: Is Dan Shaughnessy an asshole?
Brady: Weeeeelll...

This surely wasn't the first time Brady saw Welker drop something.

Well, technically only OTL sat down with Snyder. Dan remained standing.

Although I can't help but disagree with the first sentence of that paragraph:

Last night just confirms what I told everybody for the last two years and nobody wanted to believe me:

"Additionally, we're going to take away the 2015 2nd and 4th round draft picks of the New England Patriots just to be safe, and also suspend Michael Vick for the season because he probably did something bad. Also, everyone reading this letter is fined $40,000."

Better late than never, I guess; whatever takes domestic violence out of the "that's a paddlin'" territory in the NFL disciplinary rule book

All those players bitching about the Bills moving to Toronto have suddenly changed their mind.

Goodell went on to say the updated suspension policy will be known as the "OH GODDAMMIT WILL EVERYONE JUST QUIET THE FUCK DOWN FOR MINUTE AND LET ME THINK ABOUT HOW BEST TO HANDLE THE VOCIFEROUS FALLOUT FROM THIS STUPID FUCKING HEADACHE ALREADY" rule.

Problem: Offensive line is really kinda thin.

It won't ever happen because it will fuck up sports schedules.

green screen? it would SUCK to do, considering how well this show does re: scouting sets and stuff, but it's not really out of line for a church to say 'n ty' to a request for a naked lady to stroll around it's stoop, as was stated.

I hate to be a Debbie Downer, but I really feel like this confirms all our worst fears. Something incredibly bad must have happened to make a cornerback miss a chance to play against Eli Manning.

Wow lmao mad props to 50. That was painful, i wanna hear him read that harry potter page so bad

We can talk about whether the NFL's policies make sense, but if they're smoking pot shortly before they're supposed to be flying to a game, they're basically showing up for work high.

This is really touching. She'll be shooting significant others through bathroom doors in no time.

However, subscriptions to Man/Ewe are still going strong in Scotland.