Even worse, Amerigo Vespucci was an asshole.

"WHAT? Is he an Internet billionaire now?"

Godin should have been sent off against England too.

Not mine (and not really what's being asked here), but I like it

That's an apology?

Someone always beats me to posting a picture of Devin Townsend. Good work, sir.

Hail the skullet.

The Deadspin ranking: C, B, A, D.

"Don't get your panties in a bunch" AND a smiley emoticon? Ladies, the line forms to the left!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. He's from Massachusetts!?!?!?!?

Why was it a balk? I thought you could fake a pick-off throw to 2nd or 3rd base? Or is there something else I'm not considering?

Well, GRRM is already going to kill him; I'd say there's little more we can do in that regard.

"Is the bat supposed to be a dick?"

He's already incredibly rich. It's ego, not money.

Man, not even 2 BILLION DOLLARS can buy out this clown's precious bitterness.

Of course, he'd just kick everyone's asses thrice before the match would even start.

This tactic is only ridiculous because the article in question consisted of three rainbows written in cheese doodle dust on a trash can lid.

I still don't understand. Why would they disavow the EU? The movies are the weakest part of the Star Wars universe. It's just inexplicable to me that they would blow up millennia of rich backstory and world-building.

I had one of those foolish moments where I was thinking, "Maybe they changed it, maybe he lives!" Then I remembered that some men just want to watch the world burn.

I also like this theory: