I know this isn't FARK, but if this isn't an instance to use a "Having solved all other problems" headline, I don't know what is.

Bullying? yes. But it is also rape.

Master Sterling is what he wishes his players would call him.

Even if she had brain damage (and I don't see anything suggesting that she did or does) I don't see how that changes anything at all. There's nothing in place preventing a brain-damaged person from running for President. This is so convoluted that I don't even know what his angle would be IF his statement had any…

That pasta scandal is still the funniest/saddest story. It was just so ridiculous.

Helping him out would be good for his welfare and well being as a student athlete, so of-course the NCAA would have issues with that! Next thing you know he is going to want seconds of pasta.

AD Mark Coyle: Antoine has had a very difficult life and has had to overcome numerous hardships to get to where he is today. We are happy that he has found a home here at Boise State.

Will everything be linked back to Beyonce? Every single topic? Just wondering.

Simon from Misfits looked good tho.

Somebody HAS TO say this joke during their late night montage. PLEASE

Clinton-Dix went to the wrong school. This photo-essay would have made him an Academic All-American at UNC.

Did Joe Haggerty just live tweet a stroke?

Fuck Teo. Fuck Favre. This is it. This is the peak. You need to shut it down now. Deadspin will never ever achieve anything greater than this.

I love how for a split second, the fan who grabs the home run ball in the 2nd clips is also fat.

Lets not forget that the coach can take away your scholarship at any time and leave you hanging in the breeze entirely at his discretion. If the program doesn't need you anymore, you're out and with it your education and everything else. Sure if a kid quits than he isn't probably shouldn't be entitled to anything,…

Jaketoobad-: [Clicks on article he has no interest in.]

Hmm Trader Joes me thinks. And Crocs? That shits child abuse, right there.

"The most logical explanation is that it's some sort of smoke ring"

Stop being asinine. You're going to send a message to an airline saying you're in Al Qaeda and you're planning a big surprise on a specific date, then expect nothing to happen.

Not only rapey, but also very serial killer-y. Shudder.