Godin should have been sent off against England too.

Not mine (and not really what's being asked here), but I like it

That's an apology?

Someone always beats me to posting a picture of Devin Townsend. Good work, sir.

Hail the skullet.

The Deadspin ranking: C, B, A, D.

"Don't get your panties in a bunch" AND a smiley emoticon? Ladies, the line forms to the left!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. He's from Massachusetts!?!?!?!?

Why was it a balk? I thought you could fake a pick-off throw to 2nd or 3rd base? Or is there something else I'm not considering?

Well, GRRM is already going to kill him; I'd say there's little more we can do in that regard.

"Is the bat supposed to be a dick?"

He's already incredibly rich. It's ego, not money.

Man, not even 2 BILLION DOLLARS can buy out this clown's precious bitterness.

Of course, he'd just kick everyone's asses thrice before the match would even start.

This tactic is only ridiculous because the article in question consisted of three rainbows written in cheese doodle dust on a trash can lid.

I also like this theory:

I know this isn't FARK, but if this isn't an instance to use a "Having solved all other problems" headline, I don't know what is.

Bullying? yes. But it is also rape.

Master Sterling is what he wishes his players would call him.

Even if she had brain damage (and I don't see anything suggesting that she did or does) I don't see how that changes anything at all. There's nothing in place preventing a brain-damaged person from running for President. This is so convoluted that I don't even know what his angle would be IF his statement had any…