That pasta scandal is still the funniest/saddest story. It was just so ridiculous.

Helping him out would be good for his welfare and well being as a student athlete, so of-course the NCAA would have issues with that! Next thing you know he is going to want seconds of pasta.

AD Mark Coyle: Antoine has had a very difficult life and has had to overcome numerous hardships to get to where he is today. We are happy that he has found a home here at Boise State.

Will everything be linked back to Beyonce? Every single topic? Just wondering.

Simon from Misfits looked good tho.

Somebody HAS TO say this joke during their late night montage. PLEASE

Clinton-Dix went to the wrong school. This photo-essay would have made him an Academic All-American at UNC.

Did Joe Haggerty just live tweet a stroke?

Fuck Teo. Fuck Favre. This is it. This is the peak. You need to shut it down now. Deadspin will never ever achieve anything greater than this.

I love how for a split second, the fan who grabs the home run ball in the 2nd clips is also fat.

Lets not forget that the coach can take away your scholarship at any time and leave you hanging in the breeze entirely at his discretion. If the program doesn't need you anymore, you're out and with it your education and everything else. Sure if a kid quits than he isn't probably shouldn't be entitled to anything,…

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Hmm Trader Joes me thinks. And Crocs? That shits child abuse, right there.

Stop being asinine. You're going to send a message to an airline saying you're in Al Qaeda and you're planning a big surprise on a specific date, then expect nothing to happen.

They're beyond rape-y; that's some psychopath axe murderer shit.

I thought I was prepared for those lyrics. I was not.

Not only rapey, but also very serial killer-y. Shudder.

It's about time this shit happens. Florida needs more unicorns.

It's Florida, that's just the producer.

This is so good I now demand ALL sports highlights to be done in this manner.