Here's an extended cut, which is just as great. Please note the random dude who just flies in out of nowhere and dunks.

The US Government is so inept (they couldn't even build a functional website with three years and 5 gazillion dollars to work with) the very notion they could pull something like a false flag 9/11 conspiracy (under any administration) and keep it a secret is laughable (also, I'm ignoring the existence of Newtonian…

14 is 35 in Belgian school children years.

I'm going to sound like a prude but why are school kids watching this show?!

Also, water is wet

That's cool and all, but I'm afraid the Cavs have yet to grasp the concept of "adding depth."

Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

Aw, look at all the Little Caesars.

He was quickly bounced from the diving board.

"We cannot exploit individual student-athletes, but it is not clear what exploitation is."

Sorry folks, Astroworld has been closed since 2005. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Wow. Just...wow.

December 31, 2012, Philadelphia

Sarlacc: What future, if any, do you see for your own work and for your bounty hunting staff? Because, you know, your predecessor was eaten alive after the last prisoners escaped Jabba's palace—

Those Vikings must be mistaken. There is only one Ragnarok.

There were at least 2 other GIF-able reactions from Calipari last night, which was above his season average of 1.2 GIFaces/gm.

(GIFaces/gm should be a stat tracked by Regressing.)

Between this and Incognito's tweets, we're one Rick Reilly post away from a daily record for uncovered boobs on Deadspin.

Oh, sure, it looks cute now. But just you wait...