Pen names aside, Drew’s writing has really improved.

How much money has Schilling cost himself?

Schilling and Kruk were the ones demoted? Looks like survival of the fittest is a real concept after all.

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

My husband cannot throw the ball and fetch the ball.

This is all the proof you really need.

So Beckham balked at Ball, who was brandishing a baseball bat for Bene Benwikere? And Brad beckoned Beckham to back up from Ball’s bat?

Friends say that ever since his fall, Nkemdiche tells people he’s a Bird.

Dunking on fools AND combating ISIS?!?!?!

Everything is a dunk. I am a dunk. This chair is a dunk. My stapler - you guessed it - a dunk as well.

Oh the highlight truthers, how little I’ve missed thee.

Always gotta be a highlight truther in there somewhere.

Sumlin doesn't add up.

First Kyle transfers. Then Kyler is considering transferring. If Kylest goes, it’ll be really bad.

Remember last year how Kenny Trill had such an unbelievable start to his career that some people were quick to use it as a knock on Manziel? As in, “It’s the system, it’s was never about Manziel”. Sports are weird.

The source then clarified that old is, in fact, an acronym for “on lots of drugs.”

Clearly Coach Ash did not come to Ohio State to play TWITTER

How about instead of the typical E30 M3, its counterpoint: the Mercedes 190E 2.3-16? They cost far less, so you could do two cars again, and one in absolutely premo condition can easily be had under $20k. Trouble is finding one in premo condition, but you've got time.

Pigs ride hogs.

My only problem with them is that they still get stolen like a motherfucker.