Phil Fulmer took over for Johnny Majors at Tennessee during the 1992 season before getting the job full-time. That worked out pretty well.

But can Denzel work out of the ICU and make that kind of scratch? If so, would him driving around in the new BMW set off red flags for the NCAA? SO many questions...

It may be a mental issue. In some areas where mental health care is sub-optimal, people having intense issues may end up in the ICU. It doesn’t mean he should play Saturday, but he may not have anything physically preventing him from playing.

I’m here in St Louis, and my boss announces to the group around us “Gary Pinkel announced his retirement for health reasons: lack of backbone! Ha!”

Seriously, fuck this whole state.

Why doesn’t he just drink recovery water instead?

This beer sounds awful.

Take that Brian McCann you fat fuck.

That is a girl, Tom.

I HAVE NO JOKES TO TELL (I never do).

“All I wanted was some Mac & Cheese” - Shabazz Napier

MORE LIKE SLOW-BE BRYANT.

Weird. Back-to-back stories about farting hot dogs.

It’s a shame Don’s being told to leave, but I’m really happy for him that he’s landing on his feet in San Diego. He’s a good announcer and it’s been a pleasure listening to him over the last 15 years.

Such incredible ignorance to so insultingly paint an entire gender with such a broad brush.

Clearly he meant Asian women.

Host Chris Cotter changed gears, and Galloway quickly apologized.

“What a shame,” says Mike Krzyzewski as he feasts on the innards of a virgin redhead and applies shoe polish to his hair.

Bunch of Ameri-snob Portland Timbers wannabes.

By all means, continue Pete. I’m sure you’ll get a lot of sympathy over your complaints with bad officiating....

On the plus side, the fact that the burying of tapes is merely symbolic—and not a deliberate attempt to conceal incriminating evidence—is a sign of pretty solid progress for this program.

That looks like one heck of a bump right there