I think you mean MAGAnificent asshole. 

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

Gotta be “Philly drunk” to pick that fight.

“That guy, the one who’s huge and totally ripped and considered a great athlete by NBA standards, that’s the dude I’m gonna pick a fight with!”

Certainly:

These owners really need to stick to sports.

[Psst, I think it was a clock-management gag. If you’re quick you can still edit your response before someone posts one of those nasty “you, the joke” memes. You’re welcome].

These idiots think that a bad call in a little league game is going to cost their kid a scholarship somewhere down the road.

I umped t-ball for one summer, and never did it again, because grown adults expect teenagers being paid peanuts with minimal training to umpire t-ball games not to ever blow a call.

I coach little league baseball and softball. Currently, there is a drastic umpire shortage in our area because this type of behavior has become the norm. It’s not worth the stress and risk of possibly being attacked for $60. These idiots think that a bad call in a little league game is going to cost their kid a…

Sorry about your Bruins.

FOUND THE BRUINS FAN!!

Aside from being boring as hell, it is also telling your opponents that them even being on the field is a waste of your time. Who watches or plays sports just to play keep away? Fuck that.

The whole point of sports is to win. If the opposing teams defense is hot garbage, why is that the fault of the attackers? What kind of idiocy is this?

and scoring multiple times on Thai women...

Bob Kraft’s only crime was an explosion of joy, too.

It’s really cool and normal how this country loves guns, guns are great, we need guns everywhere, more guns in schools, teachers gotta have guns, but also if you put someone’s name on a gun, or you take a picture of yourself with a gun, or pull out a gun, you’re committing crimes and threatening people’s lives. That…

That fucking “Epitome of a team player” tweet is nearly as rage-inducing as the video. Fuck that guy.

> The players not standing for the national anthem is offensive because of the sacrifices that people make that allows these guys to enjoy the success that they have

That’s funny, I thought the magic number for the Cub’s was 1908.