The one that bugs me the most, but that isn’t technically like these because it is a grammar thing instead of an original phrase thing is “I feel badly” instead of “I feel bad”

Yes, to avoid confusion the best answer is “no, I don’t mind, go ahead” or something similar. A simple “no” while technically correct would hamper understanding. 

Yeah, this sounds like it would be a nice compromise, some sort of idea where the government basically buys up loans and then sets the interest rate on said loans to something ridiculously low (like enough of a percentage to cover the cost of the administration of the loans).

In our pre-baby class the teacher said, “for the first 3 months, their wants are their needs, you can’t spoil them, just help them.” That took off a bunch of pressure.

I had Loony Toons checks back in college too. Taz was my favorite of the set by far. 

This should article should be taught in “Clickbait Headline” class. 

I tend to think that if you send me a text then I can answer that text whenever I feel like it. If you need immediate information then call me.

This is true, but those of us who didn’t grow up with social media took a bit longer to realize that it was true. Twitter was this place where 20 or so of your friends saw something you said, and they got the joke. The overall realization that you were publishing your inner thoughts for the world to read forever took…

My son (6th grader) has every tab he has ever opened still opened on his chromebook. The only time tabs ever get closed is when I use his computer and close them.

I think everyone has their “but” as in “I always wear my mask and do the right thing, but I just this one time I need a break.”

My Whirley Pop kettle corn recipe is the only thing I cook that I am proud of.

One fall when my boys were like 5 and 2 I filled their summer pool with deer corn (It comes in big bags for relatively cheap) they loved it, and it was much easier to clean up than your typical sandbox.
You will need a cover if you are doing this, though, because once the corn got wet it would try to grow. 

Whether they are or not doesn’t change the airline’s right to require you to wear them.

Except where I am businesses are not enforcing their no mask policy like they would their no pants policy. So you have large groups of people walking around mask-less making the people wearing them feel foolish.

See, where I live (Kentucky) people are still not jiving with the whole mask thing. If I wear one in public I am often in the minority. Then the problem becomes people not wearing them, not because of any political stance, but rather because they feel foolish wearing one when everyone else isn’t. 

Yes I know this is stealing service and I am sure it will be taken down soon, but I SOOOOOOO want someone to do this with the streams I currently pay for. I would like to be able to choose what I want to watch whenever I want to watch it, but at the same time I also miss the days of just turning on the TV and flipping…

Ok, the Windows 95 sitcom thing is amazing!

In what sort of sick sad world is Wayne’s World 2 a popular show. 

Part of the problem here seems to be that when one kid gets special food the other kids want it too. That has been a problem more than once with my family meals where it is my kid getting the chicken nuggets we brought from home and my sister’s children mad because they can’t have chicken nuggets. This is really true…

The world needs more Punky Power right now.