Haha, you could literally paste that on the game pages talking about Metro, Far Cry, and Crysis.

The last few games I played as a female in, all being huge titles (Skyrim, Mass Effect 3, Fallout:NV), allowed me to make my female character look nearly any way I want. I could make her larger, tiny, "beautiful", "goofy", "unattractive", a lizard, a humanoid cat, etc.

The whole multiple enemy kill animations thing still stands though...now that I've seen it in action.

Assassin's Creed 3 looks like that on my system...minus the blood maybe...is that the point? I can't remember if there's blood like that. I'm thinking there is though..it gets all over the ground when there's a lot of enemies.

You know, when I first started dating my wife I found out she loved Halo. This is over 7 years ago. We use to play in her apartment near Clemson University where she was in school. We've gamed and enjoyed the ins and outs of gaming for many years together.

I hope you win your battle.

Don't take a couple crappy auto-corrects as English not being my first language. Nice change of subject to cover things up though. I'm guessing you're a bidet kind of person and that you weren't capable of connecting a toilet and toilet paper to the OP's toilet party.

Understanding**

Haha, yeah. I would have offered him $200 and worked something out with police and the bank. Slap some real handcuffs on his tail. Maybe he's seeing this story? Better watch your back bud.

Nothing like sexist ancient societies trying to live in a modern world.

derp

Based on you not understand what he meant by "on the toilet", or how one would pull it off in the first place, I'm going to assume you're the confused one. I mean seriously, what man/woman over 11 wouldn't know how to pull it off? He's not "firing it into the toilet" and there happens to be something very close to…

@ Slinky guy and his...

Oh, I'm sure Karma will get me when my girls hit their teens.

Lily,

If I offered you one of my beach houses and $30k to do anything but your current work, I'm sure you would not turn it down.

I collect guns, much like I collect sports cards and gaming memorabilia. In fact I have everything from flint locks and old WWI guns to modern compact guns meant for self defense. I also have a 5 year old daughter.

LOL

My wife can't stand having a large chest. She want's to get a reduction after our second child. She was 95lbs soaking wet, 5' tall, and sporting 32DD breasts when we started dating at 22. We're both 29 now and after our second child (3 months old) she's sporting an even larger chest on her small frame. Her back is…

Oh, I don't feel bad for those that enjoy it. I was just pointing out I could hand them as much or more to go and enjoy other things and just hang with me throughout the year (old single me from years ago that is). I'm mostly referring to the people that feel that they "have" to do what they're doing. I feel the same…