Also hot off the press: it’s hard to find a lot of people in the area who support a team they can’t watch because the team’s greedy owner blacks out all the games.

This just in: Good teams have more fans than bad teams. Funny how people like to be entertained by their entertainment.

Dude, i think you’re seriously lactose intolerant. Go see a doctor!

The first 5 seconds is free...

Ugh, I’m so sorry for pulling a #wellactually but yogurt is relatively low in lactose. It’s probably the cultures that don’t agree with the normal bacteria in the OP’s stomach.

Took me 5 seconds of googling

http://www.foodnavigator-usa.com/Manufacturers/…

Signed,

There’s only three iron-clad necessities for a joint bachelor/bachelorette party: hard liquor, hard anal and spirited Yahtzee.

I wanted to go with satire, but it just needed a little more humour.

Are there some leaves and a leafblower in there that I can play with, at least? Maybe some chemicals I can huff?

As a recently engaged, thank you. We have “joint parties” nearly every weekend already; my bachelor party will be a weekend of golf and drinking shenanigans with my phone turned off.

you just had a big party that had nothing to do with bachelor/ette parties.

The part about the strippers couldn’t be more true. There was maybe one bachelor party out of the 10-15 that I’ve been to where they were involved. Every girl I know would always ask “oh so how were the strippers?” (mostly because they think we always have them so they have them for their bachelorette parties solely…

My biggest bone of contention with this is just how goddamn boring these ideas are. The park? Picking fruit? We’re celebrating two lives pledging their love for one another, not spending a day with the grandkids. Jazz it up a little.

1000 times this. I wanted to get drunk and relax with my buddies on my bachelor party. Sure I missed my fiance but I didn’t miss the disapproving glances when I was throwing up in a bowling alley bathroom, instead I was met with another shot in the bar and hours more fun. Same goes for all the husbands and boyfriends…

:(

+1000% the right answer. lest the enablers escape and then I will never get a night to “relax”.

In my experience, every attempt by the bachelorette to impose a “Jack & Jill” party on the guy has been done specifically because the girl assumes all the worst bachelor party nightmare scenarios (Hookers/Blow/SquirtingStrippers/etc) can and will occur.

I was at least half relieved when it ended so I could go to bed, and I live in Seattle.