In his defense, running is hard.

Well you were right about one thing, you definitely wasted your time commenting.

Oh noooooo

Ok, now write one for those of us who have to attend graduations. I can only make fun of the names of the graduating class for so long.

Oh god, nothing would make me happier than the Blues getting eliminated. I don’t care if it means Joe Thorton might get a ring, I need this.

Speak for yourself.

I have a hard enough time finding the motivation to peel an orange, let alone trying to eat this devil fruit

You’d think olympic athlete’s would be a little more hydrated.

Oh please, we all know you swallow.

Bum yells at everyone. Ronnie Woo-Woo

Let me tell you all the ways you’re wrong.

Yes, and if you think there is actually a fast route to take on the North side during rush hour, when there’s a 7pm Cubs game, then I’m going to assume you’re a teenager from the far west suburbs

Take away the smugness and propensity of Cardinals fans to hate black people, and you have Cubs fans.

What are you even talking about ?? I’m a few miles away, not in Wrigleyville. At no point has any realtor said something along the lines of “well, you better buy this property now, because the cubs are going to be good for a few years”. That is a bad thought and you should be sad that you wrote it down

It’s almost as if I chose a neighborhood based on market value, schools, and a family friendly neighborhood.....Based on the emotional response you just made to an internet comment, I’m going to assume that you are a teenager that has never purchased property before.

As a White Sox fan that lives within 2 miles of Wrigley, please stop being good. It’s taking me over an hour to get home from work every day. They were bad when I bought the place, I was happier then. God, please don’t let these fans see a World Series...they’re not as bad as Cardinals fans, but they try so hard to be

“ we took our cats with us on our honeymoon.”

Probably just being a troll. Just to see the look on the kid’s face when he can’t find homeplate. I think it’s hilarious, but only because I too have issues.

Perfect way to enter the wedding reception is to just do the “michael jordan shrug” and walk past everyone. You’re technically doing something and you still get to look like you’re above making an ass of yourself.

RIP Tim.