Chewing tobacco works just as well for me. If I dip at home I gotta poop, but if I dip at the bar, I don’t. It’s like if I have coffee at home, I gotta poop, but if I have one at Starbucks, I don’t.

I wonder what 10 cups of coffee a day would do to your blood pressure. I had a physical a few months ago and the dr was…

And when you die, on your deathbed, you will achieve total consciousness.

So I got that going for me, which is nice.

If I drank 10 cups of coffee a day I would never stop pooping.

Let’s not forget Ian Desmond:

That would need to be updated too. But I like where you’re going with this.

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

Wasn’t sure how you could make that thing less appetizing, but here you come with "Trailer Park Lasagna" and I throw up in my mouth even more. Nice!

The biggest problem conservatives have is that fiscal conservatives felt they needed religious conservatives to win and fucked it up for all the normal people. I’m in no way a republican or rich, but i can definitely agree with fiscal conservatism, but when you lump in that religious conservatism wooooo boy hell no.…

He did it to himself. You can tell losing to Bush really impacted him because he thought he had a real chance. He sold his soul for the nomination but in the end doing so guaranteed he was going to lose the election.

What the fuck are you talking about.

Drake cries over all kinds of shit. Not particularly a great accomplishment...

I have to disagree. I believe The Police are good.

Hey! The Police are actually good! I don’t care for Sting’s solo stuff, but c’mon! The Police are good.

Wow, tell us more

i can see this in my head

Hail Hydrocephalus!

Nice work, Gammie.

K-OOOOOOOger.