This is so simple and so good.

I hope you won't take this as insult because I don't mean it as one, but whenever I read one of your personal anecdotes I'm convinced that yours is the most appropriate user name on all of Kinja.

Remember what I said about how if Americans hadn’t gotten significant Emmy nominations after three seasons, it never will? Always Sunny has been on the air for over a decade; it ain’t happening, much as some of us love the gang.

This is really long and I didn’t read it.

I have 4 other versions of this story that always start with blacking out wednesday before thanksgiving.

This story could also be plausible for a member of the Bucs’ front office.

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

I agree about the play, but why did you finish your comment with the Aussie Pledge of Allegiance?

lumberjacks don’t die, they’re felled

I went to a lumberjack funeral last year and it was beautiful. They carved elaborate statues in his memory from his last felled tree. Really, you have to see Mourning Wood in person to appreciate it.

Look I spent my career hammering buns into the riot section with my boomstick. I earned my keep with my torso twists, hand-eye coordination, and brain full of anger. These people with their thin wrists and their fragile legs and their tolerance are just asking for a handout. Respect me they all say. It’s like, get in…

It’s just as ridiculous to call Kane a rapist than it is to call her a lying whore. That was the point I was trying to make. Automatically believing every accuser in a rape case is the most ridiculous trend I notice on comment sections like these. Thankfully none of you bozos actually work in law enforcement or as…

It's still just as easy just not okay

This is a great comment

samer is a joke, but you probably shouldn’t expect journalism out of him; he’s not a journalist. he writes catty, ill-informed op-eds; that’s who he is.

Samer is a cunt

My god you’re a moron

HAHAHA! This logic path is so incredible. How did you come up with this? This literally makes you as much of a rapist as Kane.
Because there is no proof that you aren’t a rapist, it is then very plausible that you are one. Bummer for you potential “not-not a rapist guy.”
Maybe just take a mulligan on this thread.

Bullshit. That’s always the bullshit excuse everyone uses “Blah blah blah, public perception.” Fuck that. If you assume he is guilty ahead of time, you have an agenda. There is no other excuse. Two drunk people go home together. There is no DNA evidence, and nothing but he said/she said to go on, and you automatically…

Your grasp of American judicial principles is truly awe inspiring...or awful.