I couldn’t believe how few minutes he was getting. It’s understandable, but still unbelievably low. It’s funny how this team really whiffed on their trades (see: Vermette) but have a great shot at the cup.

Luckily, Boozer is an FA and can go play matador defense and jack up contested 18-footers for a coach who doesn’t hate him...yet.

An everyman functional alcoholic? No drunken Johnny Football showboating for Crawford.

I Tried.

well not only that, but the idea that his solution to this problem is “move the entire event to fit my schedule” is pretty hilarious. I’ve never seen Matt Forte speak before but I certainly have a pretty terrible impression of him now (and this media dude sucks too)

yeah, I thought it was funny when he said the only thing he regretted was that he didn’t have some guy’s number so he could call and ask to have the lunch pushed back a day or two...

Genius

We can make a game out of it. Are they hungry?

Horrid, nonsensical demands like this make my day, every time. Thank you.

Brutal

True. Although, I suppose, in fairness you don’t get many pieces about the great career of Ty Cobb these days.

For what it’s worth the evidence that Cobb ever killed someone is pretty thin. Cobb sometimes would say he did but that’s probably more connected to the fact that Cobb was a world class bullshit artist.

Trust me, I know Serbians, this is actually a cutting edge high end music video.

As one of those lucky ones, I’ll also tend to “reach out” but just by being super negative, which effectively pushes people away more. No one wants to hear someone complain 24/7 if they think they’re just complaining for the sake of complaining. Talking to someone outside of your circle is so so important. Even just…

Because he’s a flaming asshole?

Because he's an ass?

Is it a Missouri thing? Have we been unjustly directing all of our hate toward St. Louis without realizing there was a slumbering, insufferable giant to the west the entire time?

I bet Deadspin really weighed their options when deciding which feed to use, and didn’t just get the first one they could find to upload and publish. No, the plucky small town American favoring writers desperately wanted to get the real gritty, homegrown feel of the Kansas City feed, but Burke overruled them, cackling…

They aren’t fights. They are guys in a circle jerk yelling at each other. There may be a bitch slap in there now and then but they aren’t fighting. Ask the other Ventura about fights....uh hum Nolan Ryan.