For a second there I thought a fan threw a hot dog onto the field.

One of the best replies I’ve ever read on the web.

+1 Ritalin in the Gatorade, please

My big brother George is the richest man alive. Right?
Right.

You, my Positive Energy Friend, should go on Dr. Phil!!!..and beat that douchebag to a PULP!

It sure does taste like soap.

Chris has never felt better about his eyebrows.

I knew there would be hair in her food.

“Where’s the corn stawwrch?? I just sawr et!”

I know she was from Long Island or some other horrible metropolitan area of NYC, but I

Rodney Alcala.

This would have made for the most horrible episode of How I Met Your Mother.

The key to a good Harry Caray impersonation is the head wobble.

This is the exact position I'm in right now, and it's led me to probably fuck up one of the best things in my life to an extent that it won't ever be able to be fixed. I spent the day today tooling around the internet looking into what I need to do to get started, because the funk I've been in for what seems like…

Co-signed. No one knew I even had an issue until I got checked into a mental health clinic, not because they weren't attentive, but because I hadn't told anyone I was having serious fucking issues to the point where I attempted suicide. Depression/anxiety et al does an amazing job isolating you from possible support…

Your anger at this post makes me happier than I can express in words.

Nope.

Not possible, because I don't plan on dying in St. Louis.

I think you're on to something, but that's just not nearly enough. He also reveals that he's a lifelong Cowboys fan.

Dank urine-soaked hell hole or peepee-soaked heck hole?