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...so future Calder trophy winner?

"Whatever, Im game, lets see some fucked up balls" That is an amazing statement. Probably why spacedicks exists.

Yep, you're right! I am definitely intolerant of Hunter's bigoted opinions.

I don't know how anyone can say "soda pop" un-ironically. You might as well say you're going to go sit on the Davenport.

How the hell is that ranked so high? 2? Fucking 2? Soda, yes. Pop, okay.... Soda pop, you're a dick.

That's where the high school crush comes in. Alternately, your family could invite the dude you used to bang over for pre-dinner drinks, bc his parents and your parents are best friends. The last time you saw him you were naked in his childhood bedroom. That was also the last time you had remotely decent sex. It…

The family that bangs together...

At least Snyder is only ruining a sport for one city. Loria managed to ruin baseball for two different cities (though acting as the league's hatchetman in one case).

If Daniel Snyder was clicking on Deadspin articles, he'd have shot himself by now.

Awfully early for th Blues to be rounding into playoff form.

I did once see a workhorse evolved into a jackass.

10 minutes is too long. I wanted to kill myself after three.

Agreed, in Buffalo that $0.20 can go a loooooong way. I believe it's the down payment required on most houses, actually.

I think there's a knee jerk reaction of smart people because dumb people think he's funny.

I was only up by a small margin and my opponent was tapped out so I benched them. Now I'm wishing I had the 31 pts.

Thank you. I always thought anyone who owns a Cutler jersey is just a fair weather fan who obviously doesn't know he's got a 1 - 11 record against our biggest rival.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

I said the Bears are godawful what more do you want me to say? Chicago is bankrupt?