I quit at halftime, and I was doing laundry since 21-0. Watching The Walking Dead right now. Less tragedy.

"Jays are very territorial birds, and they will chase others from a feeder for an easier meal. Additionally, the blue jay may raid other birds' nests, stealing eggs, chicks, and nests."

Bluejays are assholes, fuck them.

They're also huge assholes.

"Gluten-free" is not a healthier eating habit. "Refined starch-free" and "beer-free" and "tons and tons of excess calories-free" are healthy eating habits. Whether they do or do not include gluten is completely irrelevant to their healthfulness.

Cheering an injury is way more retarded and shitty than him celebrating a sack during a fucking GAME.

YOU SHITHEAD.

Uh no, because it's extraordinarily shitty to cheer for any injury in your ballsport game? You're a bad person.

Patriots fans are pure class.

The ability to hold a series lead?

Did you ever consider the fact that if you have even the slightest glancing interest in "funnel[ing] a few beers," you are a choad?

This seems like a terrible idea . . .

This seems like a terrible idea . . .

only time i'm shocked by a giz article is when the headline ISN'T hyperbole

only time i'm shocked by a giz article is when the headline ISN'T hyperbole

But he got Matsui

I'm a Cardinals fan and I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt. Mostly because I'm white.

The Midwest is a distinct race? Asshole is a personality trait, not a race.

I never realized being from the Midwest was a race.

Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better , it tastes better too.

He goes on about as tone-deaf as possible about history and pride and tradition and "you can use caps" and pretends that the name is a non-issue. I'm not OK with the Braves or the Indians, but at least those two franchises have the good sense to put Wahoo and Noc-a-Homa slowly out to pasture. Nobody at Liberty Media…

I felt he used mittens on both the city and the team, kinda "left them off the hook!!!! "

Right? Chicago reminds me of red poop. Fuck was this mailed in.