They’re really missing playoff hockey up there....poor guys

The only Raffi that matters.

Have you been living under a rock this entire time? Have you even seen The Rock??

You really don’t need to see it. Hell, even Renee Zellweger had her eyes closed through half the thing.

Too sad to go shopping for food, lose weight.

Well you’re going to have to look elsewhere to treat that disappointment

Well I am Irish and the Irish were one of the few peoples who have evolved to be able to digest lactose. It’s only the Greek yogurt that does it. It’s the way it reacts to the bacteria in my stomach.

Ok. Then how about you find me a goddamn answer as to why I have to walk around like I'm in a prison shower 10 minutes after eating Chobani, so I don't spill hot poo soup on the linoleum!

Or how I clearly didn’t take anything seriously in my post...2/3 of it was dedicated to me pooping a lot and wanting to know why. The fucking yogurt guy isn’t answering anyone’s questions. I have polluted more water than Chobani and Dannon combined.

Finish what you started

Damndest thing, I can eat all other dairy products and I’m completely fine. Someone else said that it’s actually lower in lactose than most products and that it has an effect on your stomach bacteria, which probably causes it. Good for getting ready for beach season

Because she waits an hour or two to throw away her garbage....bitch

1. Other users have brought up the fact that chobani uses a filtration system to avoid this. Companies like Dannon and Chobani have helped with the growth of the greek yogurt industry. There are most likely going to be companies that jump on the bandwagon that are not under the same microscope as the large guys.

Never do something that you can get others to do for you.

I’ll take it!

I guess they have a filtration system for it now, but I’ve read about producers of greek yogurt dumping it into waterways in the past. I am actually not lactose intolerant, as I have no issues with any other type of dairy product. Just greek yogurt, tears through me like a greasefire in a homeless shelter. She’s the…

Tanks

1. Heeeeey. 2. No. 3. Heeeeeyyyy

I have a few questions for Mr. Ulukaya.

You see enough cats get balls deep into each other and you’ll want to emulate it too.