He actually asked for a tattoo of his girlfriend, Mee Now

So Gilmour had 54 layups and Northeast had 1 freepoint shot made.

Shane Doan’s face makes it look like the only reason he’s still playing hockey is because he’s afraid to go home to his wife and kids.

Never trust a ginge

I couldn’t read the entire article, I think I have ADHD.

The Warriors lost by -3. What's the fuckin problem?

Yeah, as long as the poor stay below deck and I get to see some more Winslet nip

The worst part is that they’re in the crouching position, which anyone who takes their pooping seriously, knows that this is the correct position to be in for maximum poop quality.

Jerry Jones sits alone in his massive Texas home. The only sound is the television news reporting on Johnny Manziel. Jerry reaches into his jacket pocket, pulls out a handkerchief, and dabs the sweat building up on his brow. “Oh, my my” He says to himself, as he adjusts his erection into a more comfortable position.

No word on whether or not it will be cream filled

429 wings.....may the gods show mercy on whatever toilet she chooses to defile.

If by chance you ate shrimp in the past 24 hours, you just made Trailer Park Gumbo in your mouth.

The bologna cake is essentially a Trailer Park Lasagna, and you have my pity.

Grandparents, while slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose, such as babysitting a grandchild.

Even better in gif form.

You’ve never glanced at another guys dick while standing at the urinal? What, are u gay or somethin? It’s called sizing someone up, knowing who you got an inch or two on. Man stuff

Without question, the best was Super Bowl XX. Not only did it feature arguably the best team in NFL history, in the 85 Bears, but also the Patriots were fucking murdered.

About 10 years ago, my dad saw Ditka sitting at a bar, by himself, in Ft. Lauderdale. Went up to him, said “Hey coach, I’m from Chicago and was am a huge fan” Ditka looked him right in the eyes and said “Yeah, so what the fuck do you want?” He’s a real peach.

Dude, it’s fucking amazing. Do you have any idea how good life is when there is no financial uncertainty? I’m 28, I have zero student loan debts and I own a home. I earned my degree and I work hard, so I’m not fucking up a business when it’s my time to own it. I made it clear the only reason I’m not voting democratic…