I sold my soul a long time ago to see Charisma Carpenter naked. No buyers remorse yet!

Perhaps

Pretty much exactly that.

Some of these guys like Cruz, Huckabee, and Santorum absolutely believe the shit that they say. Gotta wonder about someone like McCain and how much pressure was put on him, by the party, to appear to be more right wing

But, I want it with you. Always have

Hey now, no one is arguing that it wasn’t a good pun. I will argue to the death that the republicans are better looking. I will take Palin and O’Donnell’s crazy witch ass any day over Michelle and Hilldawg.

I look at it this way, I know that pretty much all political promises made on the campaign trail are bullshit. Democrats use the “tax the rich” thing to garner votes from the middle and lower class. Am I running around terrified that it’s going to happen, no. I do believe that Sanders is actually serious about trying…

Haha thank you! But until then, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah, pretty much.

Family owns a small business, one that I will own in the near future. At the low range of the upper 20%. When a democrat says they are going to be taxing the rich, the people in the upper range aren’t the ones who are really being stuck, it’s people like my family. So yeah, it sucks and I hate my options for…

“Hey, that guy who votes for republicans just admitted he’d vote for the people I support if it weren’t for one legitimate issue. Better hit him with a gay joke!” That’s you. That’s what you just did. Thought liberal voters were supposed to be the smarter ones?

I personally believe that the majority of politicians are bigots, some are just more vocal than others. Will exclude Sanders here, because of his past work with the civil rights movement, but you’re going to tell me that there is no possible way that Hillary Clinton is a bigot?

Hey, when a Democrat decides he isn’t going to raise my taxes, then they’ll have my vote. Until then, I’ll swallow my pride and keep more of my money.

I am convinced that if John McCain said today that he will be running for president, he would win the nomination. God damn do I hate voting as a conservative. The whole party has become a religious movement and platform for insecure, rich bigots. All that I can hope for is that Hilldawg gets indicted and people stop…

“After my wife discovered the Fountain of Youth, I have decided to play another 10 years.”

Yeah, I know how that goes. Fell ass backwards into a great job, bought a home, travelled to Iceland, and even paid a friend $20 to snort a line of parmesan cheese. I figure I should be able to keep up a fairly irresponsible lifestyle given that I don’t ever get married and that the numerous shots to the nuts I’ve…

My friend Tom lost our fantasy league and refuses to dress in drag and go to shopping for our Super Bowl party as punishment. In your professional opinion, is Tom being a little bitch or what?

The 2005 White Sox may not have been an offensive force, but their starters were absolutely outstanding in the playoffs. Top to bottom, one of the most dominating pitching staffs I’ve ever seen. Didn’t need to have big bats to win.

I’m having a hard time figuring out if this is an article about someone’s struggle to keep themself alive or was an ad for a Plant app....Either way, it was slow descent into madness and I’d like to purchase the movie rights.

Had Benihana for the first time a month ago, shit my pants the next morning. Like, it was a serious issue. Had to change my pants and everything. Benihana, 3/5 stars.