Set to become the NFL’s all time leader in sax.

How about Samer’s reporting on the Patrick Kane investigation?

My dad will only sit down to watch shows like Game of Thrones and Magic City, because they constantly show boobs. I don’t think he knows how to use the internet to find these things, because he sure as shit doesn’t know how to clear his “recently viewed” page on On Demand. No one needs to be watching that much…

Don’t worry, once they get some a few slices of St. Louis Style “pizza” and a couple of toasted ravioli in them, they’ll go back to being the same pompous, uncloseted racist bunch of Paula Deen fisters they normally are.

Let my grandma try my White Russian, she loved it and had me make her one as well. 7 White Russians later and grandma knocks over the Christmas tree and has to be taken home.

I hope in the future that other owners will take a lesson from Reinsdorf and refuse to do business with Scott Boras, (with the exception of Carlos Rodon, who’ll leave when his rookie deal is up). He has done nothing but hurt the sport of baseball. An agent should not have this much power in deciding which teams can…

I hope Sikhs can look Deepinder heart to forgive these ignorant people. Mayell of them get the respect they deserve.

As a White Sox fan who recently bought a place near Wrigley....

“Tim Johnson, Channel 5 news. Does you believe that all them sugar in you is what’s makin my teeths full out?”

What is it going to take to get any of the cast members of It’s Always Sunny an Emmy nomination? I feel that Charlie Day and Danny Devito are far past due.

Kevin Durant only started following Jordan in 2001...with the Wizards....how is this not the focus of the article?

Nope, Dante Bichette is and always will be.

Same. The following year I completed the Black Wednesday Bed Wetting Hat-Trick

While back on break from college, I went out on the annual Black Wednesday barcrawl and don’t recall leaving the bars. I woke up at 7am on my family room floor in a bathing suit. Apparently, I had come home at 2am, kicked in my little sister’s door and tried to sleep in her bed. I was coerced out of room by my mother,…

If you’re going to ask someone to tongue the ole death star, it’s only polite to give them a gift basket, or at least a handshake or somethin

Actually what happens is that all of the women UFC fighters are forced to live in the same apartment all year round. This way, their menstrual cycles synchronize. All fights are scheduled to match their cycles, to ensure heightened aggression towards each other. Also, telling the fighter that “we weren’t sure you were…

That dude on the left is making a face like he’s the one who talked her out of boxing lessons.

Well, now you have. How are you?

Christ, this guy is preachy

Have you ever made the mistake of eating more than one Fiber One bars? Follow Up question, is it wrong to hate people who enjoy watching Big Bang Theory?