This is the football equivalent of Suicide by Cop.

You’d think he’d remember how concussion prone he is and just retire already.

Take away the fact that he’s a Giants fan and this is just an average news story for Florida

Stupid athletes. I can stand up all by myself and no one is even paying me!

“All rise for the ceremonial erection of the mourning wood” - Lumberjack Priestess

What if it’s a lumberjack funeral. They die too, you know. If a tree falls in the woods and kills a lumberjack, will your list fall on deaf ears? You know nothing of the plight of the mourning lumberjack.

Hey Samer, good to see you writing an article on the Blackhawks that doesn’t involve you talking about how fucked Kane is. Leave the NHL to Barry

For ‘splorin

I don’t care what anyone says, I like this guy. I feel like he doesn’t believe half the things his party makes him say and it really shows. He’ll never win the GOP candidacy, but seems like an alright guy who is in way over his head...seems to be hereditary.

So he made it his trophy wife?

I remember in the 80’s when my dad’s car had an ashtray in every car door. I used to stick my gum in the same one, until it I had essentially sealed it shut. It was nearly impossible to get out of there. It was also a lot easier to hit your kids in the 80’s.

Patrick, am I allowed to comment on this article, or are you just going to delete my comments here as well?

Any reason why you decided to remove my posts? Do you not read posts that a flagged by people with opposing opinions, or does it really not matter?

You took removed my comments because people who disagreed with my opinion flagged it. Did you even read my comments before they were removed?

Judge it on a case by case basis, you dolt. “Oh, well there’s an imaginary rape problem among NHL players, so we better make sure that Kane is found guilty, even if there’s no evidence”. That’s you, that’s what you sound like.

Exactly. I don’t know why they would give him an assignment with that much gravity to it. Why they don’t just have Barry doing all the NHL stories is beyond me.

No, criminal courts are criminal courts, and that one didn’t even decide to bring this to trial. Bill Cosby’s accusers didn’t come forward until years later because they didn’t think anyone would believe them. Those who actually wanted to press charges, had Cosby agree to out of court settlements. In fact, one of the…

Whoops, I forgot to thank you, so let me begin. Thank you, people who believe that you are guilty until proven innocent. Without you, the rest of us would not have a respectable understanding of how the justice system works.

Yeah, but with Kane, there was no charges filed and we were left questioning what happened every time Deadspin wrote up a story. Voynov beat the shit out of his wife. So at least you knew what was going on.

I’d like to take this time to thank the media, for making Kane out to be a rapist; Jezebel users for supplying us with endless feminist comments calling the support of Kane disgusting; Samer for handling this in his usual gossip column way, and of course the fans, for attacking Kane when charges hadn’t even been…