It’s a good thing they got CC a DD to get him to AA.

This reeks of drunk Magary.

Oh christ, you’re acting like someone just cut off your foot.

These men don’t sacrifice their body and minds to go back to wiping with that garbage single ply. Why take a chance of cornholing yourself when a finger breaks through that weak roll, when you could be wiping your ass with a cloud? This is why the Brits lost the majority of their colonies, raw butthholes.

The man knows style and pays for quality service. If you don’t get someone who can get the bowl lined up juuust right, then what’s the point? It’s not a haircut, it’s a statement. He probably has emergency Peanut M&M’s in that fanny pack and he’s all the more beautiful for it.

Someone once dared me to be great, didn’t work out.

Seriously though, so much pee

I was 12. Screaming is acceptable.

As someone who has torn his ACL, I know those screams all too well. Hopefully his dad doesn’t try to make him walk on it, like mine did.

Oh that’s good. That’s damn good.

While I was in college, the most popular bar had $5 pitchers of beer on Wednesday nights. These were my prime drinking years, and I could easily put back 3-4 pitchers in a night. (Not bragging, I didn’t do well in school). This particular night, I met a girl and was fortunate enough to bring her back to my friends…

This scene alone makes the movie. Probably the best acting of Stallone’s career. They never should have made sequels, even if they were solid action movies. Rambo wasn’t just some mindless killer, he was a seriously fucked up dude

What the eff, Brian?!

A plane ticket to Iceland...and dwarf hamster named The General.

Whoa now, take it easy with all these sick burns, bro.

I’m 190 lbs, and I can honestly say that if someone picked me up over their head, it doesn’t matter what I was mad about before, I’m yelling “WEEEEEEEEEEEEE”.

Don’t you dare deflate it.