Burneko called me a jackass once. Pretty sharp guy

There are 2 things in this world that I hate more than plagiarism, people who are intolerant of other people’s culture...and the Dutch.

Went to Dallas with some friends in February and I remember 2 things from my time there.

Who did they get? Michael Fucking Oher and a dude named Peanut who’s on his third triceps muscle.

Don’t blubber, chubber

And he hit Geno Smith after he catfished the Jets into thinking he was an actual QB

Well then maybe a little someone should think about becoming skinnier and less hamstery

Thank you.

So........?

But did you get it? Not only did I imply that you’re a troll, but a salty one at that. Did you see what I was going for there, angry internet commentator?

It would appear the bridge you live under was built over salt water.

Blackhawks jersey gets a 7/10..... List is invalid.

“You’re probably wondering why I own so many ferrets....”

Dying from exposure just sounds so much easier than trying to survive.

Your generosity is jaw-dropping.

Wait, are you telling me that Adam Dunn and Josh Phegley are no longer on the White Sox?!

Well, this will certainly garner him some negative attention

China