I can’t wait til the day I’m a parent, so I can become the very person that I hate

Clearly he’s accusing that scoundrel of bunching MOX fuel, which is a fuel made from plutonium and different types of uranium. A civilian bunching it is not only irresponsible, but illegal. It appears you’ve jumped the gun again, Petchesky.

Mike Sirotka

And if your team in interested in improving their draft pick next year, the White Sox will offer up John Danks. You don’t even have to give anything back, or really even feed him. Let him pitch, drown him in a tub, make him dance for your amusement: do whatever Just take him

That’s not on him, but their defense sure as hell is. I don’t know what kind of practices he’s running, but when your 3rd baseman can’t make a simple throw to first without fucking it up, it falls back on the manager. One of the worst defensive seasons in the teams history and it’s gotten worse every year he’s managed.

They haven’t fired Ventura, what makes anyone think they’d fire Hawk?

Fuck that.

I hate knowing that you still breathe

Try swallowing the bleach.

Well there’s your mistake, you forgot to cleanse your palate before tasting it. That’ll get rid of the piss-shit sauce taste. God bless

You don’t deserve to drink beer.

They can compete with Japan, but they sure as shit can’t compete with Shark Week.

Counterpoint- Ha nah, fuck it. Let’em suffer.

He’s not your buddy, guy

I hope they had Morin included just so they could send him down to Icehogs again. Fuck that guy.

Jeez, this quiz should be called “How Fucking Terrible Do You Think Daniel Snyder Is?”

You have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about, that was in fact funny.

I’ve never been tested. I like to live dangerously......Just remember hearing about that in highschool