At what?

I don't really comment enough to justify the minimal effort it would take to add a profile pic

All you have to do is stop replying and you won't hear from me anymore. But you just can't bring yourself to let me have the last word. And do you know what? I dig it. You got me hooked, babe. Let me slither up in you.

She's old, not retarded.

Oh god, let me just taste your frustration. Numnumnumnumnumnumnum

Sir, I won't get into the "i can kick your ass, I'm a huge guy, here's my pic" thing with you, because trying to frighten people on the internet just doesn't get my rocks off. Now, what does get the old sperm flyin out the tip of my wiener, isn't confronting a person in a fist fight, because there's always the chance…

This rule is especially hard on those players from Eastern Europe, who have to get rid of 90% of their wardrobe.

You're right. You got us. We have meetings about it. Every meeting starts with everyone coming up with 1 new fresh idea about how we can involve our grandmothers in lies for our personal gang. We aren't a tax exempt club, but we're hoping the IRS will give us a break, because we need the extra money to help pay…

Do you think it's a conspiracy? Do you think there are only 79 year old grandmas and they just disappear? Jesus, man. Do you think the government is in on this?!

Yeah, but what if that 3rd car is parking there so he can hook up with a married woman who lives in the same building while her husband is at work. They have children together and this asshole is going to break apart the foundation of a once solid marriage, because he wants to get off. Sure, her husband has let…

You're right! Why am I wasting all of this money on folding chairs to save a spot when I could just go out and buy a house. And it's not a shitty spot, it's a beautiful spot. What did the spot ever do to you, man?

Apathy is criminally underrated.

Well, you've convinced me!!

Yeah, I had a $100 spot at my old place, but I was cutting it a little close every month. I miss it so much

Um, last I checked, Vaseline doesn't damage glass. It's an inconvenience to wipe off, but doesn't damage shit. Educate yourself on that fine Dutch product.

You're right! Fuck dibs. My 80 year old grandmother should have to shovel out a spot every time she comes back from driving my grandfather to chemotherapy. Fucking leeches.

Well, thank god that not everyone is as smart as you. It's oh so satisfying.

Oh, you actually nailed the asshole thing right on the head. Unfortunately, I live in an area that doesn't have permit parking, so spots are hard to come by and get fewer with the weather. So for now, it's a necessary evil. Will get a place with a spot when my lease is up so I don't have to deal with that.

By all means, fuck with the spot, but if your car is there when I get back, you're going to have a real bad day

Hmmmm. Place chair on freshly dug out street space and be called an asshole on the internet, or pay an extra $150 a month for parking. Damn, this is a tough one. I guess I'll just have to move out into the suburbs so I don't have to make a choice. Thank you, new internet friend!