no

Or they just don't want to have to shovel out a spot every time they come home from work. But at least you didn't overreact or anything, that would be embarrassing

You take the spot that I woke up early to dig out and I will cover every single one of your windows in Vaseline.

As a Chicagoan, I've forced myself to smell every shot before I take it. I've been lied to too many times. Malort is satan's anal leakage.

Oh god, let me taste your misery. num num num num num num. I wish both teams could have lost though

The poacher looking for an easy double kill

Yeah, anyone who takes this seriously, like a lot of media outlets, are just fucked, but you can see Jay handling players in the locker room this way. You know he has to stare at his kids with that famous look of discontent.

That's a reasonable response.

I think it's because she was expecting more of a "welcome back, babe" text or some adorable shit like that than being bombarded by a frustrated Jay. She seems like the kind of girl that you really have to explain when you're joking. I mean, either scenario is realistic at this point.

For something that was texted jokingly, this has gotten way too much attention. As a Bears fan, I fucking get that Cutler is not a likeable guy, but it seems like everyone is just looking for reasons now. This is a standard "dad being left with the kids" text. Kill whitey.

Sweeney Todd was pretty good.

No. Please. Someone stop this.

Still can't believe they didn't approve my name submission of Galactus , The Insatiable Pussy. Fuckin cat politics, man.

The Hawks had Belfour and Hasek....at the same time. Fucking goddamn Bill Wirtz.

Meh

This force wouldn't have been necessary if half the fans put their hands straight up in the air instead of making Os

1. Like your bestest friend in the whole world.

"Go Fuck Yourselves, San Diego" - Rest of the MLB