I hope you fucking people are all happy with yourselves.

Yeah, Exodus, bitch!

Call him, Stevesie. It sounds better.

As a Bulls fan.....*gulp*.

1. That fish that swims up your urethra if you pee in a river.

It's like watching Jeff Skinner in an average game

In college, had a buddy play club baseball. The first day he gets undressed, some dumbass sees that's he's wearing a jock strap, from behind, and assumes that he is in fact wearing a cup. He runs up from behind, reaches around and does a hard "cup check" right into my buddies fun pouch.

As a Chicagoan, I'm not even mad. If you're going to get injured off the ice, do it like a goddamn champ. Crow just raised the bar.

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Anyone that calls it Soda Pop is a dipshit and is not to be trusted with anything valuable.

If you ever find it, which is going to be unbelievably difficult to find in a store or bar, then when you try it, you'll understand why people go into a frenzy for it.

Walked into a Jewel with my roommate Friday night as they were setting up the displays for it. The liquor stock guy gave us a case of the regular BCBS like it was no big thing. Pretty sure it was supposed to be limited. After splitting it up with friends and family, left with 12 bottles. Not too bad.

Alright, now do one for those of us who are single and trying to bang at a family gathering.

Either that or he's desperately trying to hold in a massive shit.

Dan Snyder is a sniveling little cocksucker who refuses to accept reality, but Loria is the worst owner in sports.

I live in Chicago and I have it a few times a year. It's just cool whip, peanuts, pineapple, apples, marshmallows, and sometimes grapes, mixed together. It's simple and delicious, especially because it has pineapple.

Dude did him a favor tossing that hat.

Representing just a few of the floating obstacles that will challenge the watersport athletes.

What exactly are you an Alumni of?

Please, that family of diarrhea people has those hidden better than the Ark of the Covenant