You...you shut up...

"Aww nuts, where's the fun now?" - Rodman

From what it sounds like, he spent a whole lot of time in Logan Square/Wicker Park, perhaps riding his bike while smoking clove cigarettes, if he's comparing Chicago to Portland.

Ok, I need to clear one thing up right away. Fuck Notre Dame. Fuck the school, fuck the kids that go to the school, fuck the people who didn't go there but root for the team, fuck their board of trustees for allowing the rape and eventual suicide of a girl, who was a family friend, to basically go unpunished after…

Canadian proms are starting a little early this year.

Yeah, and I actually sent in one of my own making fun of Chicago fans. I was actually looking forward to reading his article and him tearing apart the Bears. This article was hardly about the Bears, rather his bad time living here. I wanted to read more than 3 paragraphs about football and our organization and why…

Josh McCown would win....Are you fucking kidding, Drew? He put up good numbers last year but any QB is going to put up beast numbers with protection from that O-Line and 3 elite receiving targets + Bennett. Josh McCown is a competent backup QB and that is all he will ever be. See what happens in Tampa when he's…

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There's no doubt that they'll be able to generate revenue, but good luck trying to sign any big name players. Who wants to play in a stadium that has zero fan loyalty? That and from a security standpoint, having that many trashed people in the stadium is presenting a huge liability.

Seattle - absolutely. They can call their team the Iced Coffee. Sorry.

More laughs were had when she adorably assaulted the first base coach, leaving him deaf in one ear.

Did Burneko hijack this article?

Sure, Jolie. I'll bleach my balls as soon as you bleach your vagina.

Yeah, I've seen em, but I haven't seen them in this.

So you're saying we should just Google "Eva Green Sin City 2 Boobs" instead of paying to see the movie in theaters? Got it.

I don't know how I'm going to sleep tonight.

Too bad, was looking forward to getting some cream in that mustache

You've become power drunk and I will not stand idle any longer. If there is one thing in this world that is stable, it is vanilla ice cream. You will never be disappointed with it. It is the girl that you fall back on when you've been hurt too many times by the crazy ones. It is the ice cream that you marry. The…

Officer Eddie: (reading Steve Sax's license) Well well, Steve Sax, from New York City.

Oh man, he's going to be so embarrassed if he gets supervised internet time and sees this