Quick, someone tell Derrick Rose there’s not always replay of someone getting boned!

Why would you want Roger Goodell in a porno...

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.

Think of all the good hardworking jobs Pops has outsourced to French, Argentinians, and other foreigners!

Holy crap, that is the most nuanced position I have heard from anybody. #Popovich2020! Make America have long term consistent success like the Spurs!!!

That was less a joke than a poem reflecting on the size of his new contract, awkwardly titled Owed to a Grecian Earn.

Sure, everyone makes a big to-do about Fernandez passing away, but no one so much as blinks at Beltre’s poignant homage to Arnie.

This video will be my new response when people back home in Europe ask me if I think Trump will win

But remember, none of this is Hinkie’s fault! Not the fact he drafted all these redundant bigs or that he overestimated their trade value or that he never signed a point guard who could credibly get a team into an offense. Nope, not his fault. You just didn’t have the patience for the genius gambit that would’ve…

This is an important point. The Republican Party and conservatives have been laying the groundwork for media acceptance of Trump lies for a very long time.

You realise that us ‘millennials’ don’t have, like, a monthly meeting on Things Us Millennials Like, right? I thought Corden was fine in Gavin and Stacy, and I enjoy those two Doctor Who episodes he guest-starred in, but his solo stuff has just never done anything for me.

I hate that some of it makes me mad. Even the true parts. God, we’re terrible.

Why isn’t the whole plane made out of black on black crime???

Tim Tebow? The baseball player?

There have been situations where I feel like I’ve been ill-treated, yes.

Come for the sports, stay for the Pedants!!!1!1!!1!!

If anyone should know about making up stories to profit off them, it’s Mitch Albom.