I think there really needs to be more work done on comparing long term damage of rugby and football. Rugby has a lot of rules in place to mitigate serious injury and that doesn’t nearly end them but rugby players are also taught how to tackle by wrapping up not hitting and they are taught how to drop their heads to…

Stairway to Heaven has launched millions of Boner Ships...

It will be interesting to see if they fight this.

Briscoe: “Hardy? Your under arrest!”

Everything about this SI article reminds me of Onion Sportsdome and this bit they did:

Mocking Jay; Catching Ire

Justice never takes a Halladay, nor does it care for apostrophes.

Tom then reached his fingers into his mouth, pulling his tongue slowly out. Slowly, slowly, not stopping. He kept pulling his seemingly-endless tongue out, staring at the reporters the whole time. After he stretched it to about two feet, the last reporter left the room, clearly shaken.

I can’t believe you would ask the fine readers of this site to listen to D&C.

You’re a monster, Samer.

Peter Gammons scoffs at Ben’s poor twitter performance, whips out his blackberry and fires away with a tweet of his own:

“I didn’t even know he played for the Kings”. Whaaaaat. That’s like the only placed he really played, man.

All dads are familiar with dabbing. It’s when your kid spills some shit on the carpet, you poke at it for a bit ineffectually to try and soak it up, and then yell for your spouse to come clean it.

So last year the Rockets were an elite defense and the #2 seed in the West, making it to the Conference Finals and losing to the eventual champs (who happened to be one of the three best regular season teams in 20 years), despite not having Dwight Howard for much of the season (and him being injured in the playoffs,…

Infected beer is beer that’s been colonized by a microbe other than the intended yeast (wild yeast, bacteria, etc).

Which is exactly why I choose to eat only clothing from Bangladesh and wear only the finest cuts of beef.

This comment alone makes me want to never watch any of these

I vote if the electronic pitch tracker disagrees with an ump who tosses someone for arguing balls and strikes then the ump gets fired/suspended.

They’re giving out practice squad trophies in Miami no wonder the team is bad at football they’ve been coddled and hugged and told they were special by their handlers and personal assistants in my day the only personal assistant a quarterback had was his conscience and if any scrub player picked him off in practice,…

(Lee Jury and Lee Executioner were not cited in the column.)