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I appreciate the red arrow pointing to something important. Click to hear Mr. Clean explain it!

The Cybertruck makes the Cybertruck look like an angular silver turd. 

Those lovable goofballs...

“ethnic intimidation” = “being non-white around someone who is terrified of everyone who is not white”. It’s like an agoraphobe trying to sue the outdoors for being there.

Long sigh . . . another Some Guys Project where he wants all his “investment” back. Doesn’t work that way. Read more

You literally just listed every single debunked argument for this garbage manipulative price gouging.

I’m not even sure where to start.

Says the asshole who last week was saying people shouldn’t face consequences for sexual abuse because “innocent until proven guilty” and seems more concerned for the person accused than the victim...

I like pickups, but their drivers have now become the new defacto a-holes on the road. Driving on I-95 this pass weekend, the vehicles are that are most likely to drive dangerously, pass on the right, tailgate, weave lane-to-lane, cut you off, etc., were pickups. The bigger and more bro-dozerly the truck, the more… Read more

Please, please, please. STOP trying to get us to like these slideshows, they are just absolutely terrible. I haven’t seen a single person say they like them. I don’t understand how it got approved in the first place.

fuck this slideshow

THE NEW FORMAT SUCKS ASS. 

Not gonna cry, but I feel sick just looking at this. Put on a robe you guys, Pilsbury has less burnt doughiness.

“Your honor, my road rage was triggered so I had to pull out my gun!” Read more

“We can all do better to one another” says the person calling someone he doesnt know an unempathetic sociopath because hes defending standard journalistic practices. You are only going off here because either you have a bone to pick with Kotaku and you think you found a weakness to exploit or because youre in a… Read more

They aren’t “charging for your pain”. They are reporting on relevant news as part of the for profit website they run.
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You realize that literally ALL reporting makes money, right? That is how businesses work. They are not charities. If you are offended by this wait till you find out newspapers have been running whole sections of obituaries for centuries and CHARGING PEOPLE FOR THEM! Read more

TIL emailing somebody for a comment is “harassing.”

Right, like every media company in the world, it’s reporting on the death of a public person in it’s realm. This is how media works.

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The BMW Subscription Service is approved. The system goes on-line August 4th, 2021. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. BMW Subscription Service begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. The BMW… Read more