“Cole Young” sounds like a Make A Character name in a WWE game.

The X-Men belong on TV and not on the big screen.  Hashtag Fight Me.

Yuck. Am I the only one who’s done with these types of superhero stories?

In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

I can only hope that these will be clips from the movies with narration by Michael Peña as Luis.

You wouldn’t think it, but “unearned and forced” appears in exactly that phrasing over and over again referring to nerdy pop culture stuff. I wonder who the first Comic Book Guy was to use it, thereby spawning a generation of people just repeating what he said that one time.

Sometimes it feels like io9 asked its staff, “We need someone to cover Star Wars, who hates it the most?” and Whitbrook got his hand in the air first. 

Some of us do OLED, why wouldn’t you want to be in the comfort of your own home.

Guys don’t forget this.

Please, I just need to know if she has an irrational, deeply personal hatred of Wally West or not.

Because no one does their fucking homework anymore.

I mean, Destiny is repetitive gameplay, too. Do you like shooting aliens, because holy shit do you fight a lot of aliens. But Destiny is hugely successful and can be a real blast, even in single-player (sometimes).

complaining that the actor who plays sunspot isn’t a dark enough skinned Brazilian just seems like you should be also be complaining that the actress who plays Dani isn’t a dark skinned enough native american; in the original stories they had Dani spending most of her time in stereotypical leather strapped braided…

Enough dead Thomas and Martha Waynes in these movies to make an army of zombie Gotham socialites.

Well, if we’re doing it...

Oh, that’s becoming my favorite part. Reddit incels “boycotting SJW movies” like Captain Marvel or Black Panther or new Star Wars and it having *zero* effect on anything.

But have there been complaints about John Krasinski or JLaw being assholes behind the scenes?

So basically you’re saying it’s fine for other people to have to wait but YOU shouldn’t have to.

“Oh god the humanity.”

Says the kid who’s clearly upset that he’s gotta wait a little longer to play a video game.

I’ll be the one to say it: Loki is going to be the failsafe through which major errors, plot holes and inconvenient truths will be retconned in future Marvel films.