Ok, boomer.

Oh my god fuuuuck ooooooooofffffff

Your local department store manager doesn’t curse you out and call you all sorts of names when you have a bad experience at his store.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

Fuck you.

Just a reminder: if you’re a homophobic asshole we’ll ban you. Have a great day. 

I also don’t like it being “between a person and her doctor” because most doctors (#notalldoctors, lol) are fucking useless at weight loss advice. I went in for a checkup and the doctor tut-tutted about my weight (wow, I’m fat? Gee doc I never noticed!) and instructed me, in one sentence, to “get more excercise and…

SCREAMING LOUDLY! 

yes, but still COOOL.

It doesn’t look bad at all. The coloring and style look like all CGI looks these days.

I wonder how much this movie is going to riff on Big.

Yeah, but superhero movies are a dying fad. It’s not like they’ve been dominating the box office for 40 years with no end in sight.

You don’t need entire scenes to demonstrate a character’s sexual orientation. Killmonger got his straight moment in the back of an ambulance and it lasted all of 5 seconds. “We want LGBT representation” doesn’t mean “We want LGBT stories in everything”.

Now that the first wave of Ready Player One reviews have confirmed what the earliest trailers for the film suggested—that it’s over-reliant on genre culture nostalgia because its story is sorely lacking—

So women, then?

IT’S JUST MAGIC THE FORCE IS JUST FUCKING MAGIC SHE USED MAGIC NERDS

He’s a wizard, you dumbshit.

So it is just like the comics.

Fuck off.