You know, I think it actually would help her a lot if she went to a community college or a university or something and took classes about this shit. If she had to study it and write papers, maybe she’d learn.

Well obviously MTV called the conference room of old white dudes who sit around thinking of ways to keep anyone but straight white males down. They decided awhile back that size-zero white girls like yourself would be considered more attractive than the rest of the female population and handed down their verdict from…

aint no thang, chicken wanggggg.

Same thoughts here. The Jez crowd just tends to celebrate or demonize people, and occasionally we as readers get conflicting information about how we should be feeling. I've previously been lectured about how youth isn't an excuse for ignorance, but growing up is rarely flattering.

Yes!

a perfect example of why straight white men should probably shy away from using the word unless they’ve been trained by a professional.

Can someone please get back to me when we’ve figured out if Miley Cyrus is a dumb bimbo or a feminist icon? Thnx.

“The suggestion that the only statements or criticisms worthy respect are the ones that are given nicely is probably the whitest thing I’ve ever heard.” this is excellent.

She talks like a popular girl who’s tryna fool everyone into thinking she’s real people. I REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID AT PROM, BECKY, I’M NEVER GONNA BELIEVE THAT YOU’RE A GOOD PERSON.

I’m sort of loving seeing this sassy side of Britney, especially in light of everything she has been through. Also, you don’t fuck with Southern women. If the Olympics awarded medals for passive aggression, Louisiana would win every year. Black and white, rich and poor, they will make you want to kill yourself while…

OMG MILEY. Are you literally an idiot?

Re: Miley’s “undetectable ass” - can we just leave body shaming to the assholes who are already doing it so well and, as feminists, not shame each other’s bodies?

Simmons facial expression looks like he could have modeled for it.

Thank you Judge Kara for making my Friday afternoons bearable. I was looking forward to the Miley/Nicki disaster since the article came out. All I could think while reading it was:

Oh Miley. Btw I can’t stand her fake hippie “come from a place of love” bs. She might believe it but I can’t actually tell how genuine she is, sometimes I’m like “right on Miley, don’t let the haters bring you down!” and other times I’m like “darling lets just be quiet for a min”. You don’t get to say who get’s the…

Everyone and no one has dated this man. He just has that look.

That pic of Amy and J.K. Simmons!! Not shade in any possible direction, but I love it.

Schumer and Simmons priceless

He looks kind of like a guy I met on Tinder and dated for about two months and was super into until he broke up with me via text at 7am on a Sunday and used to text me every couple of months about how he really hoped we could still be friends #notbitter #thumbsdownemoji

Sometimes I’ll forget that Britney is from Louisiana and then she’ll do something like this, and it all comes back to me.