We know what happens next.

I love just about everything Roger Zelazny's every written.

Oh boy! I get to mention this twice in one day!

I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT THE EXPLANATION IS FOR PRATT'S DINO PACK. I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE TO SEE THAT PUT TO FILM.

A stirring sendoff to Jackson's run of the Tolkien franchise.

Cinderella without singing is like Cinderella without singing!

Hope this is in the movie at some point.

I feel like that trailer was long enough, and covered enough of the story that I don't actually have to see this now.

I love that plan! Or at least the explanation:

I hear you. Sometimes it's the little things that really hurt that suspension of disbelief.

I have wondered if Steve _can_ lift it, but fakes not being able to so as not to hurt Thor's feelings. As in, the jiggle isn't the most he can move it, but when he touches it it moves, this freaks steve out, so he fakes pulling with all his might and stops trying to actually lift the hammer.

Game. and. match.

I'm pretty sure like 99% of the people outraged about this would burn their own damn house to the ground to kill that thing if they found it in their shower one morning.

Wowzers! To sort out the orbital mechanics on this mission you'd have to be, like, a rocket scientist or something!

And THAT'S one major reason why MSNBC and CNN are eating Fox News' table scraps —- Fox still has the ability to surprise. Love Shepard Smith because he's never really been a political reporter. When he does pontificate, it's often driven by common sense rather than ideology (look up his past rants about the war in…

Zot! Awesome retro-future world. 9-Jack-9, Dekko, the Devo-lutionaries. Best villain line up ever.

I don't know if this is it, but your description kind of reminds me of Defenders of Dynatron City. Maybe?

Nothing I could do about his being 7 years old.