Dang, I was just going to post about the choke but yeah, carbs are both half high-school “science” project and franco-saxon avant-garde art interpretation.

Well Done

They aren’t helping peers - they are making a down-payment on getting out of trouble when they themselves foul up. Failing to help in a situation like this often means a slow-roll to a “cop under fire” call. They’ll get there when they can find the time.

Right, but Mod tastes like shit.

Hard tail and drum brakes are scarier that the amount of HP

Every time I see that it reads as “Moron Labs” and I giggle a little, because yep 

I love the moron labia stickers because it outs the user as an idiot who doesnt understand thier sticker.

Any and all passengers. It’s fine traveling with people on ‘short’ trips (1-3 hours), but when I’m on those long ones (6+ hours), give me solitude and a bunch of music. I just wanna jam out, not converse about whatever bs, and have to make extra, unnecessary (to me) stops 

https://thedriven.io/2019/03/19/new-york-says-it-saves-big-dollars-on-electric-car-fleet-maintenance/

I’m not superstitious.  Just a little stitious.

Honestly, that’s my primary concern....

Jesus, that sounds like a fast track to hypothermic shock. They are lucky to be alive, that is the sort of shit that literally [not figuratively] gives people cardiac arrests. I hope the resort is comping their medical bills.

Then get killed by a bus slamming into the gas station where they bought the ticket

“bottom endy” noises.  

That would be the NORMAL (default) mode. Recycle bins and trash bins last 2 years tops with these claws of death.

I hate the current Oklahoma plates, look like an ad for Twitter.  The previous ones were nice but the religious nuts ruined that for us...

Nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure. 

why does the wind blow so hard in Oklahoma?  because Texas Sucks.

dude you forgot the best one... the CHILI TAG

Hasn’t this been covered to death here? Since you’re new to the States i guess we can give you a pass. And the answer is, and always will be, New Mexico.