Look up Ortolan Bunting.

Subtle but nasty surrender joke I came up with years back but never used in real life because I actually like France and ...well, most... French people:

Gendarmes drink wine, they don’t eat pastries. The Paris police used to own their own bars and were famous for the quality of their wine cellars.

Eric’s father would love to engage in the same behavior, but he is deathly afraid we would learn the truth about his two inches.

For a minute there I thought it was a new Lexus

Anytime a 4,000+ pound inanimate object has more charisma and emotional range than the lead actor(s).

Countdown to Pedo Guy allegations starts now.

Strangely, you’ve nailed why I like these with your description.  But I have notoriously poor taste.

We almost always stop at Braum’s for at the very least a twist frozen yogurt cone when traveling in SW Missouri, SE Kansas, or Oklahoma.

Here’s another wave of the hand to BMW!

I’ll also say that I find auto journalism to be a more demanding job than auto engineering.

The pace is unbelievable, the feedback is immediate and sometimes harsh, even your best masterpiece remains in the limelight for only a single day before it’s back to the grind, competition is fierce, and resources are scarce.…

An amazing comment.

Harley Davidson CEO. Do nothing, wait five years, collect golden parachute, pass the poison chalice to the next person. Actually, that is most CEOs, but HD in particular is just marking time until the brand collapses and they can blame the demographic for not spending more on them.

They saw an untapped demographic that had no current brand loyalty and decided that the only thing that mattered about a person was not their sexuality but the color of their money. And it paid off for them, big time. LGBT communities still have a lot of residual brand loyalty to Subaru for treating them like actual…

That was just in his notes but he accidentally had Presenter View on both displays.

Or, in the case of aviation, deliver the work in double the estimate and still look pretty decent, comparably.

Permanent no fly list on any airline. It’s the only way to get through to people. You want to enjoy the pleasure and convenience of flying across the entire country in six hours? Learn to behave yourself.

Sorry man, I’ll be cool.