It could be scarier.

Pfft - they’ve had flying bikes since 1980

I’d be remiss if I didn’t share this Photoshop someone posted on Carscoops:

2-doors are harder to get past crash testing

I’m really, really missing 2dr cars. Almost every car used to come as a 2-door (not even necessarily a “coupe”).

He’s going to have hundreds of thousands of dollars in health care, that the majority of people of Texas can’t afford.

headline: corrupt union!
story: corrupt management.

wtf even is this.

Will they be healthy donor organs though? Is there a time limit on organs touching the ground like there is on food?

Hey, shopping the local pawn shops for your own stolen T-tops is part of the charm!

Let’s go over the checklist:

I’ve thought about it, I still want T-tops.

Agreed.  This really should be a hatchback.

I’ll see your T-top and raise you a Targa...

Counterpoint: I’m perfectly content with the 65ish horsepower in my Mini. More would be funny, but I think the power fits the chassis really well. My old WRX on the other hand could have definitely used more power. 

I’m not disappointed about the lack of turbo, fixing the torque dip seems to alleviate much of the power issues. I’m more upset with the lack of a rear hatchback and some T-tops.

That is so much better looking than the Supra.

Obligatory*

Why bother checking his twitter before publishing articles when you know no matter what you publish he’ll call you a pedo anyway?

“More sopapillas, please!”