Not in the version Americans can see, damn you Funimation!

If you have a weird kei-truck fetish

Well, it is Japan; I’m guessing that it ends with a robot having sex with an underage catgirl in a school uniform.

More bribes and/or blackmail in place?

He seems like a shitty dad and human being all around. That said if a 9 year-old can’t figure out a can opener in six hours, then let’s all be honest and say that it’s probably best for that line to end.

The 2 crashes were not a maintenance issue, but a design issue.

1960 Caddy. Fins, big torque and an air suspension.  Also, like all proper Caddies, it looks great in Pink.

Gritsy Bitsy is one of Doncaster’s grit trucks/ ploughs, they also have David Plowie

Or... they have a relatively wealthy government that actually has an interest in helping the population and improving their quality of life. I suppose that does feel like a foreign concept these days...

So how do you explain that my car’s top speed is 280, and the version we export to the US is only 175? :)

and do they even make the “if you can read this flip me over” sticker in that size?

What no recovery jack, traction boards, jerry cans, or fastback style top? Poser.

Would it be called the El Mujito Bastardo? Sorry.

The taco pizza from Casey’s General Store remains one of my all-time favorite pizzas (Iowa gas station pizza is legit, y’all).  Sadly I no longer live particularly close to one.

and have installed a drain plug.

Out of simple professional curiosity, How do you know?

Owned a 68 Ford like this. 5 dead hooker trunk

Have one more car than you actually need if you are going to DIY everything.

I would’ve told him (as Jake Tapper noted) “Bitch, I’ll be working in this building for a lot longer than you will be, get the fuck out of MY office”

I had a pug for years. She was not the brightest dog in the world. Every time I opened the front door, she would see a bid for freedom and run out towards the front yard at a dead sprint. And every time she forgot we had a storm door that was still closed and slam face first into it at 90 mph. The first time was funny…