I commute in S. Texas so I’m going to say a turret-mounted 50cal though a 40mm grenade launcher would also be acceptable.

I guess this makes sense in an environment in which kids have no significant exposure to real danger (outside of living in the US where they could be the recipients of the Repuplicans’ “thoughts and prayers” of course). Having grown up on a farm, living and working in an environment with dangers that were quite real,…

Nag. The MAGA hat is simply an INDICATOR of bad intent not the cause of it. That’s like saying “all those Check Engine Lights are causing engine failure.”

Short of the gubmint issuing letters of marque, we need to simply clarify that unattended vehicles impeding the way are, in fact, abandoned, and confirm that anyone can impound them. Otherwise there will be some dipshit “disrupter” that decides the solution to lack of parking is to install software on all Teslas that…

Per the local fish-wrapper, DeLorean announced they’d be building their HQ in San Antonio which means I can look forward to an ass-ton of public money being dumped into this alleged manufacturer only to see it enrich a handful of already rich assholes/politicians/real estate puds and then shut down without ever A)…

Where as most of the civilized world can’t imagine anywhere that this is considered normal:

Yes, as bad as “Autopilot” is at, ya know, driving, the actual meat drivers of Teslas are still worse.
Maybe that’s the intent.  While the advertising says “Autopilot can be/will be/is safer than an organic driver, what they’re leaving out is that it’s just safer than the average Tesla stan.

Recite this:

Yeah. I can’t help but shudder at the thought of non-throttleable SRB’s being used to launch humans. It was a stupid choice for the shuttle-stack made even worse by having to pander to the mfr and make them in little sections so they could be moved by train through the mountains. This lead to the whole “O Ring”…

I can’t speak to the value of the BBQ Whiskey, but just a bit further south along I35 in San Antonio, a Brewery/Distillery called Ranger Creek makes a pretty amazing Mesquite Smoked Porter. They smoke the barley (with mesquite, obvs) and brew the beer with it which leads to a pleasantly smokey flavor. Just drinking it…

Lawyer:
“This isn’t a house, it’s a ship!”
Me:
Okey-dokey!:

Can a photo-op with Weasel-face Ted Cruz really be considered a win?

Unless there’s a fist impacting his mush in the pic, I’d go with “No.”

I don’t know about them foreign Buc-ee’s (ie NOT in Texas) but my local beaver shop has fresh kolaches and they’re a requirement to begin a road-trip. A sausage/cheese kolache, a big fountain drink and a pack of jerky are all requirements.
That being said, if you skip the Nugs, you’re missing out:

Please start a Go-Fund-Me to retain a good lawyer and sue the fuck out of the dipshit Tesla driver (and get the kitty taken away from him) instead.  Name as co-defendants every Musk-besotted moron who witnessed the wreck then failed to do anything about the driver absconding.

I won’t stop watching his channel, though I do kinda figure it does count as a strike against his professionalism. The insurance companies are as much his customers as are the people who manage to bury their big ol’ 4x4 up to the frame on a muddy road. It does seem like this might have been an instance of the guy…

well that sucks. I stumbled on his channel months back and have watched a lot of it.

Driving while Texan.

I give it a couple days, max, before the regolith grinds every bearing surface into sandpaper and seizes the entire thing into a paperweight.

Shut up, Big-booty, you coward. You are the weakest individual I ever know.