Why is it so gawd-awful-freaking ugly?

Christ! That thing looks like a Panamera metastasized. And the Panamera was already horrifically misshapen.  I fear for the taste of kids who grow up being told to idolize Porsche design when this will be the sort of thing they see.

So yet another American driving around in a little Krown car...

Yeah.
The Musk-cultists now have a connections board covering half a basement wall, plotting just how Torch, the SEC (both the Securities Exch Comm and the SouthEast Conf.), aliens and Jeff Bezos are ALL colluding just to keep him from making enough money to build his very own planet for the faithful.
Their SpecFor…

yeah, but some engineering wonk will blow your car up in the parking lot as a joke.

I seem to remember there being significant issues with moving waste through a lot of the places it would have to go to get there.  Also, some of the folks who happily took all that sweet, sweet federal cash to build Yucca’s facility are now questioning why they should have to store dangerous waste that was generated…

Let’s fire up the eminent domain engine and claim this shit-hole. It’s already full of toxic waste, we might as well make it glow.

Every time a Texas/Abbot story gets published I like to point out that Abbot, as pathetic, superstitious, venal and stupid as he is, still isn’t as bad as his POS Lt Gov, Porky Pig impersonator Dan Patrick. I also have to remind everybody that Abbott, the hyper-patriot, spent taxpayer money to have a militia group…

Librulz make the baby Jesus cry?

In retaliation we should “accidentally” de-orbit a nuclear powered satellite over Moscow.

The problem isn’t that they’re ripping off everybody else’s designs (well, it’s not just that...) It’s that they’re doing it so god-awful poorly. Christ, what person with functioning eyes and depth perception looks at any of the chinese knock-offs and doesn’t feel something kinda Cronenberg-ian’s going on. They’ve…

I dated a girl in college (OU) who lived right next to a Braum’s. That relationship was good in sooo many ways, but the development of the Sugar-shock Express Sundae was the most lasting:
Double-dip Brownie Fudge Sundae, no nuts
1 dip of German Chocolate
1 dip of Chocolate Chip
Extra whipped cream.

As someone who grew up in OK (farm kid from the flat/brown/ugly part) here’s my karmic contribution:
Whilst traveling through OK, make it a point to hit a Braum’s. Their burgers, etc are only fair but their ice cream is worth driving for. I’m currently banished to the barren hellscape of S. Texas but have been known to…

Syd Mead called to tell Hennessey to suck it.

A) Definitely Crack-pipe

I’ve recounted this tale of woe previously so here’s the short-ish version:
74 Tbird containing my HS self and Mom and Dad threw a freeze plug on I70 several cold miles West of Wakeeney, Ks the day before Xmas (a Sunday). Dad caught a lift from a trucker back to the truckstop at the edge of town and arranged a tow to…

Here’s the gesture I use to tell auto makers to stop putting controls for the entire vehicle behind failure prone touch/gesture controllers:

How in the 7 hells did you manage to miss Bubba Ho Tep?!?
Bruce Campbell as a geriatric Elvis who teams up with a black man who somehow is JFK to fight off a mummy in an old folks home.  It can’t be forgotten!

I can cut you some slack for missing Hans in Die Hard, cause even though he was the consumate “terrorist” he was so dang slick.
However, how in hell is Hugh Grant in Love Actually not tops on this list?

I assure you, in no uncertain terms, that KIA will never be what I get when I think  “Telluride”.