So THAT’s where Wert has been all these years...

If’n it ain’t flocked; it ain’t no Batmobile!

Ya beat me to it!
Every rental car is 4wd!

Rental Cars. Any one of them.

He said you have to move the front-shock towers out a bit and build what amounts to frame-rails to mount the motor.
My Dad has an odd sense of humor and it really appealed to him though I think common sense kicked in before he went through with it.

When I was in HS (early-mid 80's) my father and I ran an auto shop in our small farm town in Oklahoma. As usual in these things, an old farmer couldn’t pay upfront for the work we did and instead traded my Dad a 427 engine. We disassembled it and rebuilt it on a stand and it sat in a corner of the shop. About this…

We Jalops are everywhere.

That’s what you get for calling a chevy Avalanche a “truck”

I’m sure he had his eye on Texas A&M.  He’d fit right in there with the brownshirts, I’m sure.

Crush the truck with the kid and his parents in the cabin.

Since the only thing the typical meatheaded ‘Murrican simpleton can understand is money let’s make it easy. If you, Officer Meathead, don’t want to be vaccinated to keep your useless ass alive in a pandemic then you are a financial liability to the insurance group that you are part of due to your employment. Since…

Well, to be fair, the ad did say “Alive when parked.”

What techno-utopia do you live in? Despite the vending machines at our office all being networked not a one will hesitate a second to take your cash and dispense nothing.

I get pissed when my $1.75 bag of Skittles hangs in the machine.  If it failed to drop my $30 Ribeye I’d be shaking that sucker like Baby Hitler till it gave up the goods.

>>> France was a mistake.

Green chile directly atop the meat as it finishes grilling with cheese over that, covered as it finishes cooking to melt the cheese down into the chile which helps hold it together as you eat. Toasted bun, a little mayo smeared on the bottom bun and topped with ketchup if you feel it necessary, then burger on that and…

I dd’d a NB Miata for years. It had a habit of throwing a O2 Sensor code indicating a bad heater circuit. This only affected the start-up emissions as the heater circuit, per the info I found from Mazda, was used to warm the sensor upon start to get proper readings more quickly. Before I could get a new sensor and…

and for pete’s sake, get a good pair of latex gloves like the ones shown in the pic at the top of the page.  Failing that, a pair of classic 50's housewife rubber gloves with gauntlets.  I grew up in a shop using cleaning solvent all the time without gloves and by the end of the day my hands would tingle.  Now, as a…

I got ya “Jawa stacking” right here:

It could be worse.  They could have a YouTube channel.