The Jalop legal strike force (um.  you have one of them, right?!?) should be tasked with automatically filing for patents (with a hefty royalty paid to the author, of course...) on any stupid, er, brilliant idea which seeps out in these hallowed pages.  All the legalistic BS and massive expenditures of both cash and…

I see this as more of a “This is not the person I truly am” situation.

I don’t blame the Camaro for his choices but simply consider buying a Camaro to be a symptom of making bad life choices in general.

Here’s a little tidbit to make you reconsider any love you might have for that Camaro back glass:
A friend from high school (tiny town in NW OK) had one, which his parents had bought for him new. He was out drankin’ with buddies in a field several miles outside of town (farm kids don’t need clubs, we have empty fields)…

I keep seeing all these posts and news articles about how business owners and corporations are complaining they can’t get workers cause unemployment pays better than their companies wages. Well, fuck, I guess the free market is working then. These shit heads have gotten used to a market in which people are desperate…

Aye, she was a saucy minx!

Wait!  Is that an option?

I’ve driven throughout the West and a decent portion of the East coast and I’ve never seen it as bad as in Texas. I hadn’t lived here for more than a month when I nearly rear-ended an idiot who stopped, at the end of the entrance lane onto North I35, to gawk at an accident on the southbound access road.  I’ve had…

I’ve been from one end of the Rocky Mtns to the other (American, only.  No canucking for me) and the only pass that ever scared me was Wolf Creek.  Glad you found that issue before you wound up down a canyon somewhere that only the coyotes could find you.

I see the Jalopnik is strong in this one.

He couldn’t be any more Jalopnik without driving a ‘80's brown station wagon listening to Swedish death metal.

I herewith nominate him for the Hall of Fame.

Ah, Texas.
People driving totally unaware/uninterested in the lane immediately beside the soon to be conflagrating car.  Also, Texas, a driver in the opposite lanes going out of their way to get a good look, doubtlessly slowing down (and definitely changing lanes toward the burning car” cause the Texan’s insistence on…

I see that design and all I can think of is George Lucas’ prequel films. He had
so much pull that nobody could tell him “No George. That’s a bad idea and we won’t put a (Jamaican parody/Jewish caricature/4-armed Italian diner cliche/et-al) in this film.” Toyota was swimming in cash, closed the twinkies deal with BMW…

Currently being trashed on twitter by Musk as a “pedo tree” and insisting the tree “shorted Tesla”.
Now to be fair, it looks like that car is about 24" shorter than it was before it slammed into the tree, but still.

Lenny and Joey there are obviously doing their due diligence. Here, we see them practicing the “Smash” portion of their planned “Smash and Grab”.
You have to admire their gumption and go-getter approach. Have to keep an eye on the news for those guys.

Being Pennsylvania, I’m sure the big question on everybody’s minds was:
Is the Wawa ok?

So it’s less “Bitch Basket” and more “Bitchen’ Basket!”

Austin morning radio icon (and bloviating whacko) Dale Dudley originally posted this video and aired it on his show. The alleged bimbo then took to tweeting insults at his wife telling her to make her shriveled ballsack of an old man husband stop picking on her and got his fb account suspended (and forced removal of…

Well, the style-guide says it’s nicer than “Jerk-off” which is probably more accurate.

aren’t there still thousands of outstanding recalls due to lack of suitable replacement parts for those shitty airbags?  I know for years people were being told to not drive their vehicle without replacing the takata bags but when people tried they were told parts were on back order; I seem to remember GM, specially,…

I loved the series of rebuilding the Mira (I think) they brought over from Japan and the Honda motored Mini.