Is it weird that I really want this?

Cow!

I feel like a 737 with two GAU-8s mounted somewhere in it would be an enjoyable system to operate.

Armed 737s. Delicious.

God.

Exactly that.

I have chuckled.

If it's a family truckster, again, don't think you'd really notice. Obviously you would when you put your foot down, but eh.

Buy, fix sell for profit. Who cares if it doesn't have turbos?

The best answer, right here. Came to post, was not disappointed.

Oh...

Pretty sure it was Webber.

Except that you wouldn't have a spine after that.

Mmh. Merica.

Looks like a real antenna, but I don't see a radio for it anywhere.

It's not the airport itself that broadcasts the morse code, but the VOR navaid that is on the field. All VORs broadcast their identifier in morse code to signal to pilots that the station is operational. If the morse code cannot be heard, the station cannot be trusted.

Yep.

Yeah, but it wouldn't be nearly as cool.

Where are you seeing your used Mustangs? Maybe a used 2015 with 500 miles on it for $38k, but nothing that's realistically a used car.

DOUCHE.