SgtBeavis
SgtBeavis
SgtBeavis

Yeah, the dude absolutely seems like the right pick here.

You did read the successor is the president of Gazoo Racing as well, right?

My first response is that I am shocked you have been an automotive journalist for only 6.5 years. It seems that I have been entertained by your work for much longer.

Given that the next article in my Jalopnik feed deals with Bronco roof issues, I think waiting a year or two for Ford’s seemingly inevitable ‘Poor Quality Is Job 1' issues to be resolved is the wise move.

The reptile scales were supposed to be saved for a Raptor edition obviously.

I mean - I’d love to watch it if it didn’t require another bloody subscription.
Couldn’t Netflix or Amazon or someone have done it?

so is, “i pay x in taxes....” the new, “ im not racist but...”

I’m still mad about the Nissan IDX

When off-road in 13,000' passes in CO, I would just as soon have a forced-induction engine. I love naturally-aspirated V8s, but forced induction does have some advantages.

Ford actually considered “drunk three-toed inbred blind buck toothed monkey from the local zoo” for the CEO position but he wanted too much money. Plus he was really drunk and started heaving his own feces at the hiring committee.

Push ups. Bodyweight exercises. All kinds of things you can do without buying things.

Push ups. Bodyweight exercises. All kinds of things you can do without buying things.

Sounds like Jim couldn’t hack it as CEO

It’s Chad.  It’s definitely Chad!  You can’t top Chad!!! (white women here)

They gave him a shot, but he just couldn’t Hackett.

For finding trails, books are better than Internet search. Not sure if other states have this, but this thing is the off-road bible in CA.

We’re about the same age. Your comment made me smile. I don’t know who this Dave guy is, but you seem to like him a lot. That’s cool.

1. Jezebel gets a kickback on sales through these links, so it’s sponcon. Take it with a grain of salt.

1. Jezebel gets a kickback on sales through these links, so it’s sponcon. Take it with a grain of salt.

I mean once you rule out Bernie & Warren’s lack of a track record addressing the issues and concerns of people of color and stealing HER ideas, Mayor Pete’s shitty history with people of color and lack of experience and Joe Biden’s numerous flaws, friends with segregationists, Anita Hill & constant flubbing of words

Goddamn that is a sweet looking race car.